âIn distant Sa’bahr, divinely inspired lunatics spend their lives inscribing every story ever told upon the backs of giant tortoises. The tortoises spend their lives weeping, for they cannot read the wondrous tales written upon their own backs…â
Aris has managed to live a quiet life, even in a stark desert land of glorious tales and beautiful lies, crazed artists and mad hermits. So what if he has a knack for tales? A mere messenger can’t change the world. Mighty great works he’ll leave to mighty great men.
Now the soldiers ofÂ Majra haveÂ come toÂ
Â pacify his âsavageâÂ people.
Beset by beguiling widows and vengeful plutocrats, firebrand Sheyks andÂ
sword-tongued maidens, the choices Aris faces could save his landâor break it.
J Simon is a small blue bird who has been published in magazines and anthologies ranging from Baen’s Universe to Writers of the Future.
Â This surely indicates a lapse by the Guardians of Taste, and inquiries are being made.Â Â
There is also a very small chance that nuclear test fallout has transformed J Simon into a gigantic nuclear starfish poised to attack Tokyo, but these reports have yet to be confirmed.