I’m Cleopatra Jones
Cleo Cat for short. I’m the boss around here. Pam stepped out for a bit to do some dumb human things so I took this chance to read and review the book How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity by Patricia Carlin.
First, I had to help Pam read the book.
She’s a freakishly large nice person and all but she’s a pretty slow reader. I may have dozed off while she read.
When we’re not reading, we like to sit in our comfy box.
Where’s my cat nip?
Sometimes I take my meals with Pam.
She clearly does not know how to open a simple package of cat treats.
I know Pam read the book and is looking for options to attain financial freedom, but she keeps missing all these great photo opps. She’s so dumb human.
I try to help her. I really do.
But she just doesn’t get it.
I sit and I’m cute and I wait for her to take photos but she is NOWHERE to be seen.
By the way, the tea here is terrible.
I’m at my wits end with Pam. She reads books but doesn’t use the knowledge that she gains from them. I tell her all the time; knowledge is power.
Maybe she needs to read the book again?